Sunday, January 16, 2011

Interview With The Pope

Interviewer: “Your Holiness - why are you considered to be the authority on matters of faith and morality?”

Pope: “It is because I wear a dress and a goofy hat – of course!”

Interviewer: “How does your attire translate into authority? I don’t get it...”

Pope: “My son – anyone that has the balls to wear an outfit like this in public, and to then expect to be taken seriously on top of it, deserves to be the authority… Don’t you think?”

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Quote From A White Man - No.2

"If Chief Justice Warren and his associates had known God's word and had desired to do the Lord's will, I am quite confident that the 1954 (desegregation) decision would never had been made. The facilities should be separate. When God has drawn a line of distinction, we should not attempt to cross that line."

Reverend Jerry Falwell

Friday, January 7, 2011

The Right Church


I've finally found the right church. Talk about a direct connection to the Holy Spirit. Man! This congregation does not fuck around.