I would not be surprised to find at least 25 percent of "family values" Republicans, to be gay, Gay, GAY in the closet ("oooOOOH!!!... BABY... Don't knock the Bible off the nightstand..."). And at least 35 percent of these great politicians are involved in extra-marital affairs, or other improprieties, but are undiscovered as of yet. The stuff just keeps bubbling up!
Keep those "family values" COMING. And "Don't Get Caught."