"Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone? Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent? If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?"
Whew!!! This is from a Facebook post discussion regarding the now infamous request by globetrotting clergyman Creflo Dollar for funding to purchase a 65 million dollar Gulfstream G650 jet.
FW Famous - I never thought much of him.
KH Noel - His last name is Dollar...
LB Sanka - False prophet... That's it in a nutshell... SMH.
Apanage21 - Please - I don't think much of any of them [clergy]. The surprising thing is that billions of people over the course of centuries continue to fall for this nonsense. It is not Mr. dollar's fault - if it was not him, it would be someone else. Where there are suckers, there will always be someone to accommodate "suckerhood."
So, the question is not whether Mr. Dollar will continue to collect - the question is: "When will the suckers wake up?" "False prophet?" Every accuser that makes that determination towards "Pastor A," seems to have a different, contradictory, and individual yardstick than the other accuser that is pointing at "Pastor B" across the street, for the same reason - and so on - and so on. Which, of course, renders the "false" accusation meaningless, because there is no universally agreed upon standard. The determination of "falseness" ultimately is both denominationally driven (to potentially increase market share for the accusing denomination), and then, from the individual standpoint, emotionally subjective. There is nowhere to go with that.
And I might add that Mr. Dollar is a piker when it comes to the all-time champion of pious pimpery - the Catholic Church. Does Dollar have any facility that can compare with the baroque super-opulence of the Vatican? The "Vatican Bank?" A bank? In the name of Jesus? OK... Didn't he turn over some tables in a temple? Solid gold crosses (for real) for the Pope? Got bulletproof "Popemobiles" donated by major automobile manufacturers? Alitalia Airlines will just hand over a jumbo commercial jet for his private use whenever he wants to fly? Being able to SCREW children, get away with it, and still be able to get hundreds of millions of suckers to voluntarily hand over money - even after that nasty revelation? And then to still be able to influence governments? This is pure clerical criminality... We have all that - with no judicial or prosecutorial shut-down of Catholic operations?
OK... Right. Dollar has some real catching-up to do.
LQ Generous - This negro, and all the rest of these false prophets got a lot of people fooled... They want to live a lavish lifestyle, while their so-called congregation suffers. He better catch a 99 dollar Southwestern flight... Tomfoolery at its finest... Trust and believe he will get that jet, because his congregation has been brainwashed.
RL Equal - My pastor said even if he could afford a private jet, he would never purchase one. Why? He says you can't reach any lost souls on your own plane. Fly commercial and minister to the folks.
(I was wondering if that was the same obnoxious preacher that was attempting to proselytize in my direction the last time I was trying to catch a flight to Vegas. Oh well...)
Apanage21 - OK... They have a lot of people fooled. But - what would they teach? That putting a knife to your child's throat is a good loyalty test (Genesis 22:2-8)? That a woman should marry her rapist (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)? That it is cool to beat a slave to within an inch of his life (Exodus 21:20-21)? Or, should they double-down on that whole tithing, giving - donation - "sowing a seed" part (citing Leviticus 27:30 - Numbers 18:26 - Deuteronomy 14:24 - 2Chronicles 31:5 - along with, 1Corinthians 16:2 - James 1:5 - and, 2Corinthians 9:7)? They [prosperity preachers] do that "sow a seed for a harvest" stuff pretty well (especially on TV), and you cannot accurately say that donation-effect concept as interpreted and preached, cannot be biblically sourced and manipulated towards certain ends.
After all - all of these supposedly "Dollerian" preachings are biblical in a broad sense (if you check your Bible). And the "all knowing, all seeing" creator of the universe, as described therein, did not expend any biblical prohibitions on members of the priesthood (or clergy) owning private jets. I did a thorough check of the Bible regarding this - I was surprised - it ain't in there. I think I will mail my check tomorrow, I don't want to miss my blessing.
FW Famous - @Apanage21... Quoting you: "And the 'all knowing, all seeing' creator of the universe, as described therein did not expend any biblical prohibitions on members of the priesthood (or clergy) owning private jets." Yes, He did. As a follower of Christ, it is plain that Jesus warns these false shepherds against doing what Creflo Dollar is doing. Some folks call Jesus' teachings "pie in the sky." You take a big gamble in placing the material over the spiritual. I actually feel sorry for Creflo Dollar. He doesn't have a clue.
Apanage21 - @FW Famous... "As a follower of Christ," it would seem that you should be able to recognize polemics, irony, and satire when you see it. That was not a serious statement. If you read it again, you will see that I am making fun of Mr. Dollar's game-playing. I assumed the majority of people on this post were sophisticated enough to recognize nuanced humor. I apologize, if I phrased myself in such a way as to engender misunderstanding.
But - the other thing... You say: "He doesn't have a clue." Oh, on the contrary - I think we are the ones that "don't have a clue." After all, HE IS the one that is about to receive 65 million bucks for a luxurious sky-ride. While the self-described folks that are supposedly "full of clues" ARE NOT (as far as I know). It is also reasonable to assume that ALL the folks that "have a clue" can decisively determine whom among us "has a clue," and who doesn't. Is that correct? And that determining group includes YOU... Is that correct?
What usable value this ability carries with it, I don't know.
Soooo - how does this work? OK... The "no-clue" folks acquire top of the line Gulfstream jets, with a bed, shower, gourmet food, beautiful flight attendants, private boarding area, etc. At the same time - the "clued-up" folks are "blessed" to wait in TSA lines, and ride coach, so as to sit in the middle seat between a babbling hypochondriac with bowel problems on the one side, and an overweight nose-picker that forgot to apply deodorant, of all days, on the other. And the plane is 107% full. For refreshment - a snarky flight attendant throws a bag of peanuts at you for five dollars. Champagne? For you?
Coach? Forget it...
And... "HE doesn't have a clue..?"
Hmm... I am trying to process that.
FW Famous - @Apanage21... On the contrary of contraries. You say those who are giving him the money "ARE NOT full of clues." Of course, I agree. They are not [full of clues] because they know not the Word. It warns of false shepherds: "Whoa be to the shepherds of Israel that do feed themselves (Ezekiel 34:1-10)." "Yeah, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough, and they are shepherds that cannot understand. They all look to their own way, every one for his gain, from his quarter (Isaiah 56:1-2)."
And no, they do not have a clue. Here, pastors should be teaching End Times prophecy, and instead people like Dollar are preaching "prosperity" theology. Dollar wants a new plane because his is aging, and because he had an incident of engine failure. He can also have engine failure on the new plane. No - prosperity theology is the last thing people should be teaching in these End Times.
We have global warming, something right-wing Christians do not want to include in End Times theology because it interrupts capitalism and their own prosperity theology. Yet - we have snow in the South, and Texas on a scale never before seen in those regions like that. Sinkholes open up in unexpected places. We see asteroids flying past, and some of the smaller ones making visits. Fact: NASA has a goal of identifying 90% of asteroids at least 460 feet large by 2020, and yet only 10% have been identified so far.
We are due for an asteroid hitting a populated area and, there's nothing we can do about it. Yes, the Earth is large. But if a person can beat the odds and win the Lotto, then an asteroid can beat the odds and hit a populated area. It's only a matter of time. Putin tests our air defenses. We have a congress that wants to supply weapons to Ukraine, which is an understandably bad move. We are closer to World War III than you think. Mankind's going crazy and making laws that allow concealed weapons. White policemen still think unarmed black men are good target practice. Mankind is still giving us cancer causing foods for a profit. We are still due for a technology damaging solar storm. That Apanage21, is how it works. These pastors see the world coming apart and (because their hearts are into their own selfishness and greed), DON'T HAVE A CLUE of what's going on and sadly, neither does their flocks.
RL Equal - Truth!^^^^^^^^^^^^
LQ Generous - I wish I could like that statement 10 times FW Famous... So true. Every time I look at this post... It pisses me off... People like this who prey on the elderly, the sick, and stupid people... I don't trust none of them to be honest. Unfortunately, a lot of people don't see it... That's why most of these pastors have lost a lot of credibility with me.
RR Overton - He should be building up the community and give back, since he's on top.
Apanage21 - @FW Famous... OK, first - let us separate out the things that have nothing to do with this discussion:
1. "Sinkholes" - These are naturally occurring where the rock below the surface is limestone or other carbonate rock, where it can easily be dissolved by fresh groundwater. Sinkholes will happen anywhere, anytime these ground factors are present. Oh... OK - so, you know about sinkholes... OK. Sir - this is natural, everyday phenomena.
Has nothing to do with "End Times."
2. "Asteroids?" - OK... So experts are behind on identifying them. Scientists have a full plate these days. Asteroids hit all planets. Why would we be the exception for this not happening? But if more of us would pool our intellectual resources to develop techniques that will stop an asteroid from possibly hitting us - I think that would be a much more productive use of our collective processing power than wasting it on whether some charlatan should be preaching "End Times" rather than "Prosperity" theology.
3. "Global Warming Theory being included in End Times Theology?" - OH MAN, I would love to attend that sermon. I would be more than curious to watch some pulpit pounder convincingly "hook these two up." Soooo - how do you preach sophisticated 21st century scientific theory combined with a 2000 year-old "End Times" theology that is sourced from a book that describes the earth as flat? And I am citing: Deuteronomy 13:7, 28:49, 28:64, 33:17, and Job 2:8, 19:14, 22:27, 33:13, 38:13, 48:10, 59:13, 61:2, 65:5, and 72:8 - there are more, but you get the picture. A non-overlapping magisterial mash-up (let's do this!). And in the portents that signal the second coming in Revelation 6:13 - where the stars fall from the sky and land on earth (we also read this in Mark 13:25)... To consciously write that in sincerity means - that writer does not know what stars actually are. And let us not forget that the alleged original cause for the upcoming "End Times" coda, came from the unfortunate intersection of a tree, a talking snake, and a naked white woman (I am going by the pictures).
And, we are to somehow combine this "theology" with global warming science... OK.
4. "Concealed Weapons?" - Come on - why should anyone have a problem with that? I believe in equality, and if the criminals can carry concealed weapons, I should have them also. If Trayvon Martin had a concealed weapon like George Zimmerman did - I think that story might have turned out a little different.
5. "Putin tests our air defenses?" - Ah, yeah. So does Israel (surprise, surprise), and China, and Iran, and North Korea, and a whole lot of other entities that know better not to step over a certain line.
6. "White policemen still think unarmed black men are good target practice?" - Yes that's true - and that is a problem to be sure. Notice I said: "A Problem." But - THE problem is that: "Black men still think unarmed black men are good target practice." There is not one place in the City of Chicago that I am reluctant to step into because of the presence of a critical mass of policemen (and yes, I have had my share of driving and/or walking while black incidents, like many of us black folks have) - but I have taken considered pause before going into certain areas because of the presence of a critical mass of armed, and possibly homicidal, young black men.
7. "Weapons to Ukraine" - "World War III" - "Solar Storms" - "Cancer Causing Foods" - "Snow in Texas" - "NASA facts," this is all "filler" conversation. Let us stay on subject, and keep it moving.
NOW Sir... On with the subject: Mr. Dollar's "theology" (a racket IMO), is no better or worse than what is being preached at the other 41,626 different denominations and sects of Christianity that can be found in America alone. And if you Sir, decide to organize, doctrinize, and then open a facility to propagate your particular theological viewpoint, you could be denomination No. 41,627!!!
If you ask me - anyone [any sucker] that is looking for a SHEPHERD, and who wants to self-identify as a SHEEP(?!?), who wants to be part of somebody's FLOCK, deserves to be taken. The shepherd's job is to ready the SHEEP for fleecing and slaughter - Right? And sheep themselves are considered standouts in dumbness, just within the animal kingdom. So why would any human that self-identifies as a SHEEP, and then voluntarily making himself part of a FLOCK, have the presence of mind to pause, or to think, or to ask any questions?
"Buy this plane suckers!!! OBEY!!!"
Whoever analogized this sheep/shepherd thing - either did not really think this concept through... OR - he just cynically understood that the average believer is so intellectually vacuous and operationally stupid, that the insulting implication of the sheep/shepherd analogy would just go right over their heads. And with most believers - it apparently has.
To me - Christianity is a part of the great White Supremacy System, and I won't go along with it (that is another discussion). Black clergy serve as "community proxies" for that system - that's why none of them can be trusted. The one thing that I can say positive about "prosperity" preachers - is that they are the most open about what they are doing, and they do not care that their lies are the most transparent to see through: "Give ME your money, and YOU will prosper!" OK... Did I see Bill Gates and Donald Trump sitting in the front pews at Creflo's place? Did I see that? I had to check (let me roll that tape)...
While I was checking, T.D. Jakes said: "Jesus is the product."
Wow... That's from HIS mouth (it's on YouTube).
The laws of this country allow hustlers like Mr. Dollar to work their game. Pastors need "believers," not "thinkers." The adept can market ANYTHING to a "believer," OK - like 200 dollar sneakers, chia pets, or some rationale that explains how a 65 million dollar (!) luxury jet is NEEDED by a pastor to spread "The Gospel." And those grown folks that do give - do so voluntarily. Black people in America alone hand over cash at the rate of $300 million a week to churches. That is 15.6 billion dollars a year. Sir - have you seen any improvement in our communities that is commensurate with a 15.6 billion dollar figure?
"Hustling While Christian" is legal dude, and a 65 million dollar plane is exactly in line with what Mr. Dollar has been doing and saying for years (Creflo has what, 30,000 official suckers/members?). So what's the problem? He will get the plane - watch. What I think is happening with all of the criticism - is that all of this (to some) is bringing bad PR on Christianity in general, and other folks [preachers] don't want their stuff being looked at. So, all of the criticism directed at Mr. Dollar's nonsense is actually diversional nonsense. That's what I think. Hustlers HUSTLE... OK? You may not be able to stop the hustler - but you can definitely wake-up and stop yourself from being hustled.
So - I must say, THAT is how it works.