Stephen Fry Rocks!!!
Listen to this - I could not have said this better myself. Erudition, passion, and truth. I hope the Pope is listening. And yes - I do think the Pope's racket-running ass should be arrested. Life in prison.
"Got nothing to do motherfucker? Pray!"
Hey... Just getting the mugshots would be worth it ("This is a mugshot Your Holiness - you can't bless the photographer!"). Front shot, side shot, with the pope hat, that white dress he wears, fingerprints and all. Sell the jailhouse booking pictures as a poster. They'll go fast!
The entire Catholic Church should then be prosecuted and taken down under RICO (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act), because the Catholic Church is truly an ongoing criminal organization. Law enforcement should dismantle the Vatican for landfill, seize all bank accounts and other assets, shut down all church operations, sell off all church art treasures to compensate the innocent victims of sodomy rape committed in the name of God, and levy stiff fines on any Catholic entity caught serving bananas and/or tossed salad.
If you can - watch the whole debate. Christopher Hitchens (my hero) does some heavy solo riffs in this debate also.
Can RICO be used in an international court? If not - bring the case to Chicago. We Chicago folks have a way of making sure a case ends with the right verdict. The Pope could then do Mass every morning (for the next 100 years) at the Marion Federal Penitentiary. Halleleujah!!!!!